winner by default

“Never make someone your priority when they make you an...”
— Greatest. Quote. Ever.

Mar 31st

Bustedtees should really hire me. Make your own magic. 

Mar 31st

Chico, CA- I’m sorry I ever left you. I miss you...

Mar 30th

“I don’t say it to make funny.”
— My Mum

Mar 30th

“The entire procedure is informally formal.”
— -My AP Government text book,...

Mar 29th

“Judges obviously make law, but to admit it is somehow...”
— My AP Goverment [liberal] text...

Mar 29th

Oh hell to the yessssssssss! This is what my heaven looks...

Mar 29th

I want you so badly.

Mar 29th

Fabric Aisle # 1,233,533 

Mar 29th

Supa Fresssshhhhh in the Asheville Discount Fabric Store.

Mar 28th

Asheville City Building, NC

Mar 28th

Asheville, NC

Mar 28th

Dear Body,

Hi, I just wanted to appologize for the way I’ve treated you for the past 18 years....

Mar 28th

I’m runnning away to Asheville tomorrow temporarily....

Mar 27th

“Violins are small cellos, and cellos are large violins.”
— an old dictionary.

Mar 27th

Youtube Theory

I have this theory that Youtube hires pretty girls to make videos to attrack everybody i.e....

Mar 27th

Watch

The truth about the internet. I am addicted… P.S. This girl is too cute. I love her accent...

Mar 27th

Finished Making Muh Muxtape

Mar 26th

My day at work [Brittani was sick] via twitter. Needless to...

Mar 26th

Melting Pot Tomorrow Anyone?

Ladies’ Night Out is Back Wednesday March 26th We will be offering a Petite Four Course Fondue...

Mar 25th

Instead of giving you a raise after you work for them for a...

Mar 25th

Hidden Ocean on Saturn's Moon?

Mar 25th

Iran Today

Thanks to amandalynferri, I have started this running program that, in theory, is going to train me...

Mar 25th

Mar 23rd

Let Me Read Your

Mar 23rd

Watch

This is adorable.

Mar 22nd

Listen

Does anyone else like Garbage? More importantly, does anyone even remember them? Cherry Lips-...

Mar 21st

How Do You Say "Pen" in German?

Der Kugelschreiber. Oh snap, you just learned something.

Mar 21st

Nick made this.

Mar 20th

“There’s no “e” in AIDS.”
— [I spelled AIDS with an...

Mar 19th

“haha yea i kinda like it but i miss the aids”
— Simone, she can’t im and...

Mar 19th

If You Like Space...

Mar 19th

It's Good We Matter About These Things

Mar 19th

Trade?

lakedenman: I Hate E-Books I’ll take the dummies guide What do you want? Trust me you do NOT...

Mar 18th

“I have those same sandals! While wearing them, I like to...”
— Molly on some Gladiator...

Mar 18th

A Missed Connection I just posted for a...

amandalynferri: I see you at NYSC-Irving Plaza every morning around 8:30. You have killer tits and...

Mar 18th

Trade?

lakedenman: I have this: http://www.greenteapress.com/thinkpython/ on my UBS drive for Python. It...

Mar 18th

No Shit, CNN

Mar 17th

I may or may not have started to read the first few...

Mar 17th

Calucator Watches...

…are back in style. Wait, were they ever originally in style? Probably not. So, they’re...

Mar 17th

“I remember one of the first things you said to me when I...”
— Jenn [That pretty much sums me...

Mar 16th

Abstinence Tees

Mar 16th

Casey: I speak a little German. I can say "applejuice" and "I speak Lesbian."
Me: Haha what? Really?
Casey: Yeah. Ich spreche Lesbierin.
Me: Very nice.
[a little later]
Me: I think you would like Devendra Banhart.
Casey: Who is name?
Me: Devendra Banhart.
Casey: Haha my grammar is the best.
Me: Well, I understood what you said, so apparently, I speak Lesbian too.

Mar 16th

HAHA Lake [please forgive me for posting this, but I had...

Mar 15th

Fun [Almost] Quick Fact:

The second CD that Fiona Apple released in 1999 is called When the Pawn… Its full title is...

Mar 14th

This is the 2nd of 3 cakes that I had for my birthday. This...

Mar 14th

The legs become untangled and sheets dissovle Leaving the room that we once kept warm, Dreaming of a...

Mar 13th

She's Late?

J [boy whose girlfriend says she "late."]
M [girl]: If she isn't more than four-five days late, then you are fine.
J [boy]: And if she's more than four or five days late?
D [boy]: Kick her in the cunt.

Mar 13th

After.

Mar 13th

Gave me mum a haircut.

Mar 13th

“You know that phone number on the side of cereal boxes...”
— Demetri Martin

Mar 12th

1 out of 4 Girls Have a STD

Mar 12th

Beautiful belt buckle I’m planning on using.

Mar 12th

Material for the dress.

Mar 12th

I Found It

It’s okay, you can stop searching and worrying about it. Everything’s going to be okay.

Mar 11th

Losing my USB Drive

has put me in such a bad mood.

Mar 11th

“It might be called a form of indirect direct election.”
—  My AP Government text book....

Mar 10th

Beijing looks awesome.

Mar 10th

Beijing Olympic building

Mar 10th

Aquatic center for the Olympics [Beijing 08]

Mar 10th

(via prestonparris)

Mar 10th

My Little Pony, bitches!

Mar 9th

Mar 9th

Mar 9th

Mar 9th

it's brynn, bitch.

i see you. and i just wanted to let you know…. [annoying...

Mar 8th

Listen

avenues: “Endless Dream” by Apes and Androids This is the song from the very first lip dub by...

Mar 8th

The Music Man

I saw the school musical about half a hour ago…The Music Man.  And, well, three awkward kisses...

Mar 8th

brynnherman.radio

Mar 7th

tumblr Meetup 2: Electric Boogaloo

amandalynferri: sharingtime: It’s that time again. If you missed our last meetup, here’s your...

Mar 7th

“Why don’t you just plant me, and maybe I’ll grow...”
— Simone. [We always call her...

Mar 6th

“Les jeunes n’agresseraient pas les passants s’il...”
—  An example taken from my...

Mar 6th

Prom Ultimatum (Again)

I tried this out last year; I’m going to make a dress, with the intentions of wearing it to...

Mar 6th

Project Runway Finale Just Finished!

All I have to say is that it was FIERCE! Goodnight, everyone.

Mar 6th

Presidential Candidates' Ads from 1952+

Mar 5th

Ike Jingle

Mar 5th

Watch

Robin and I are seeing this tomorrow. It’s called Be Kind, Rewind, by one of my favorite...

Mar 4th

Watch

Michel Gondry, doing Michel Gondry.

Mar 4th

I have 80 bottles of nail polish, and I have no idea why.

Mar 4th

Hooked up my webcam to my laptop, finally. Be prepared to...

Mar 3rd

I do advertisements for TJ Maxx now…

Mar 3rd

fin.

Mar 3rd

Plans for Graduation

get stoned and txt Jackie [who will also be stoned] the entire time. We dream really big.

Mar 3rd

The Week of Brynn Begins Tomorrow!

Here’s my week so far: Monday- ? completely free ? Tuesday- Simone @ Panera ...

Mar 2nd

Watch

There’s no effin’ way…is there?

Mar 2nd

If I'm Going to Be Legal, I Need Something...

Mar 2nd

Dear Mark Gonzales,

Will you marry me? K thanks. Love, Brynn. 

Mar 2nd

My calculator watch brings all the boys to the yard, And...

Mar 1st