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2009

December 52

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February 95

January 130

2008

December 103

November 79

October 41

September 34

August 40

July 42

June 48

May 52

April 52

March 89

February 64

January 69

2007

December 10

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Au Pair

I have just signed up to become an “Au Pair.” I have already found some families that...

The Positive Side to HIV?

Anonymous: Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids...

Ain't No Party Like a S Club Party!

Does anyone remember watching S Club 7 on FOX Family Channel? It was one of my favorite...

La’Saaaarrrrrrraaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh you know what I’m sayin guuuuurl.

Letters from Billy

amandalynferri: BEST VIDEO EVER. Anna make sure you watch it so cute it makes me want to...

Ugh I miss my long hair already.

Goodbye,

“girls who wear glitter lip gloss are down to make out 24/7”
— Chace

PARTY[!] City

[At work putting on some Hand Sanitizer last week...]
Me: Dude, what is this smell from? I know I've smelled this before, it's so familiar. It kinda makes me want throw up...cough medicine? No, that's not it...Ashley, put some of this stuff on and tell me what it smells like to you.
Ashley: [takes some Hand Sanitizer and smells] Vodka.
Me: This explains everything.

“What the chopsticks?!” “Stop putting shit on our bodies, David Blaine!”

I like German rap songs, get over it.

The “real Natasha” compared to mine. Pearls are...

I’ve named her Natasha.

Supergrass- Alright Does anyone remember this song?

Gossip Girl Starts Tonight

Get mutha effin psyched!

Dear Future Roomie [Whitney],

How do you feel if we got one of these little guys? Y/N? Love, Brynn.

Richie Tenenbaum? Is that really you?

Chloe.

My dog, Chloe, a basset hound who was 12 and 1/2 years old and I’ve had since the age of 5,...

Best Internet Game in the Entire World. Not...

To Do List

- finish French project that was due 5 minutes ago [skipping zero period to finish it] - remember...

German Word of the Day

Der Austauschschüler. It means “exchange student,” and no, I did not misspell it. Nor...

OMG OMG OMG buy me one?

Man Trapped in Elevator for 41 Hours Footage

If you like Gossip Girl, you have to watch this.

“22) Do you know how to change a diaper? yep … thanks...”
— my sister Gaylen when taking a...

Gossip Girl Season One Online

“What’s Irish and always stay outside? Paddy...”
— Mr. Mize, Pre-Cal math teacher...

Let the Countdown Begin!

58 more days until I’m free from the ugly giant brick building that some call school 125 more...

Lazy Sunday- still one of my favorite SNL shorts.

Facial features- noses and mouths.

TRANSFORMERS MAN, bitch! [not really] Every Wednesday night...

Staches of the world.

rickyv: Cute overload. “It’s so cute it’s hurting me inside.”- Simone upon...

Voices of Humpback Whales…by Humpback Whales of the World?

Do I Look French or Something?

Another French message, but this time not from a native and it was via facebook: “Spencer...

And the greatest Myspace message is...

Ma belle, tu es mon trésor, Je n’aime que toi, Ton amour est précieux comme l’or, Je...

Fashion Show Friday

@ loft 1523-9:30 p.m. Featuring *Jordan’s [?] as one of the designers and “lifestyle...

Dress, or whateva.

I completed two hours of my prom dress last night [just the lining] using muslin. It’s...

Bob Dylan Wins Pulitzer Prize

I am fascinated by this photo…she’s so gorgeous....

Austin spent the night last night. He always can sense...

Favorite remake of a song. Ever. *Cap’n Jazz- Take On Me

“‘Family’ isn’t a word, it’s a...”
— Wes Anderson

What Money Should Look Like

RTFM [Read the Fucking Manual]

I’m currently looking for my old TI 84 Plus Manual because I want to write a few programs in...

3rd Graders Plot to Attack!

Seriously, U.S. Government? I mean, you’ve got to be...

Custom Time Email from Google