winner by default

2009

June 43
May 75
April 124
March 145
January 130

2008

June 48
May 52
April 52
March 89
January 69

2007

November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Mashable.com- Pete Cashmore
May 30th
Seniors ‘08 
May 30th
The quarry. [pt. 2]
May 30th
Swam at the quarry yesterday.
May 30th
Take me here! Kew’s Treetop Walkway. [When I was...
May 30th
Kew’s Treetop Walkway
May 30th
Best piece at LNHS art show. If you don’t quite get...
May 29th
The Worst Has Happened on the International...
May 28th
I’m featured on the front page of tumblr from my...
May 28th
Muxfind
May 27th
Warch Watch
Au Revoir Simone- Sad Song Simone left for Paris last Saturday and won’t return until...
May 27th
Summer Devin.
May 27th
But what if you don’t believe in God?
May 26th
What I was Listening to...
May 25th

The Birds and the Bees

Background story: At work a family comes in shopping for a baby shower. They line up to pay individually and look slightly tired and worn out. I'm checking out the last one, the father...
Son around 25: ...yeah, we've been up for about 48 hours straight now.
Father: My daughter FINALLY popped out a grandkid.
Me: For future reference, it usually takes about nine months.
I received two high fives and one of the best shocked faces I have ever seen.
May 25th
Interviewer: So why do you think you deserve to get this scholarship for college?
Brynn: Because I'm Brynn Mutha Fuckin' Herman that's why.
Actual conversation [in my head]
May 23rd

Obama, Your Mama

Here’s my one and only political post for the rest of the year [minus the presidential...
May 22nd

Hey Boy

You, yes you, the one from the match.com video ads on Myspace. I think you’re cute. This...
May 22nd
Propeller Penis Disrupts Political Rally
May 22nd
Virtual Keyboard
May 20th
Good morning, World.
May 19th
Listen Listen
Sun Kil Moon- Tiny Cities Made of Ashes [Modest Mouse Cover]
May 19th

Karma is a BITCH!

I received the pleasure of watching a rather large black lady smack right into a glass window at...
May 18th
Warch Watch
amandalynferri: samreich: Patrick Cassels is hilarious and full of anecdotes. It just didn’t...
May 17th
Warch Watch
If I was guarenteed a child as cute as this one, I might actually consider having a kid.
May 17th

Summer Concerts

6/20: Mark Kozelek @ Grey Eagle Tavern, Asheville, NC 7/24: Snoop Dogg w/ 311 @ Verizon Amp.,...
May 16th
Endangered American Baseball Fields
May 15th
 evolution meets the wannabe hipster  [the headband was a...
May 13th
evolution meets dyed hair 
May 13th
evolution meets bob dylan
May 13th
evolution begins
May 13th
It all started a long time ago, last June, when I got my...
May 13th
Warch Watch
omgimgangster: In fact, everyone does not put their pants on the same way.  I wonder what they can...
May 13th

Gossip Girl Season 1, Episode 16 and the...

ggs1e16: It is understood: Gossip Girl Season 1, Episode 16 is a crystalline reflection of...
May 13th
“You’re so mean to me, sometimes I sit in the shower in...”
—  Favorite MySpace Truth Box...
May 12th
Warch Watch
He sounds way better than Yael Naim.
May 11th
When All Else Fails...
May 10th
By none other than Nick LeBaron.
May 10th
“You [have the ability to] tan, you know.”
— -My father to me last night,...
May 8th

Addict

I’m addicted to…internet shopping. I admit that I have a problem, but the worst part of...
May 8th
amandalynferri: Hello ladies of the Internet, Who would like to have a gay wedding so we can...
May 8th
Super Crazy Good Game
May 7th

I Got

a tattoo today, weird.
May 7th
Listen Listen
Ode to Billy Joe- Bobbie Gentry
May 6th
Me two years ago in October, meets me last week.
May 5th
Listen Listen
Lovefool- The Cardigans It’s actually a depressing song if you think about it. 
May 4th
I come from a family of alcoholics.  
May 4th
"Girl carries secret baby to hospital, still...
May 4th
Long Live the Deleted Text Messages!
May 3rd
Warch Watch
Awesomeness.
May 2nd

Au Pair

I have just signed up to become an “Au Pair.” I have already found some families that...
May 2nd

The Positive Side to HIV?

Anonymous: Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids...
May 1st