winner by default

2009

December 52

November 45

October 29

September 37

August 32

July 38

June 43

May 75

April 124

March 145

February 95

January 130

2008

December 103

November 79

October 41

September 34

August 40

July 42

June 48

May 52

April 52

March 89

February 64

January 69

2007

December 10

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October

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Pepsi Ice Cucumber

Ok, so I heard about Pepsi Ice Cucumber a while back and forgot about it until recently [YAY for...

Just got back from a work party at a...

…and no body bowled. They say it’s “too expensive.” True story.

I've Always Wanted a Pony

lieslieslies: Salt, Pepa and Spinderella - Johnny Foreigner. This is an amazingly fun band that...

“This communication may contain legally privileged or...”
— My favorite email of the day!...

“Apparently, the man driving in front of me likes vaginas....”
— -Sarah, driving while on the...

Never Let Boys Have Your Number

[this is all via text]
Alex: Freddy wants your boobs but is too afraid to ask you himself. I must play middleman.
Alex: [10 minutes later] That was all Freddy's idea.
Peter: Freddy did it! Freddy did it! Freddy did it!

Twiggy classic.

The Ting Tings- Shut Up and Let Me Go Hey Thursday, what’s up? I just wanted to start off the...

I am Bald

That’s right, there’s not a single hair on my entire head! I let my friend, who has...

hot4discourse: Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

Will Smith- Miami

[via lieslieslies]

If someone could help me figure out how to do this head wrap...

Have You Forgetten- Red House Painters

Italian Spiderman. So good.

“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is...”
— Mark Twain

http://hotchickswithnoeyebrows.blogspot.com/

Meredith Brooks- I’m a Bitch

I’m going to make a bold and most likely semipermanent statement: This is my favorite scene...

At the Mark Kozelek Concert...

Mark Kozelek [in between songs]: I notice every time I look in the front row here, they look scared. I mean, I guess I would be scared too if I was their age. How old are you guys anyway?
Girl: 22.
Mark Kozelek: 22? Man, you look way younger. And how old are you?
Sarah: 17.
Mark Kozelek: 17?! Are you even old enough to be here? How did you get in?

The Big Sleaze, issue 1

lieslieslies: Brynn Herman! Congrats on becoming a tumblette. How magical. I clicked on the page...

Tumblettes

“Hi, Brynn. My apologies that it has taken us time to respond to your support request. We get...

How to Compete With Other Lemonade Stands

“texts are meant to be for shit like, “C U in ur...”
— the purpose of the text...

BLOTS

I am coining the term “blot” or “blog blot.” It’s meant to be used to...

Snoring Duck. OMG!

Not-So-Speedy Speed Reading

So for the summer I figured I’d have plenty of time on my hands to read and maybe even learn...

Oh! And one last thing, Alan… Birthday- The Beatles

Baywatch intro!

Alan Hanson

Hello, lover. Today is your 21st birthday and although we live on opposite sides of the country, I...

This was one of the “it” person shirts sleeves....

Senior Freeze Tag ‘08 relic.

Uhhh…I’m sorry, but could you please repeat that?

Got some new shoes a while back because my L.A. Gears are...

Hey I’m graduating in 3-4 hours. It turns out they...

Faster and Cheaper iPhone Announced at WWDC

hot4discourse: Al Green - Ain’t No Sunshine i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i...

I'm Going In...

…to clean my room. If I’m not back in 3-4 hours, call for help because that means the...

“I can not believe some of the things that I have been...”
— My AP Gov teacher in an email...

La Dolce Vita Deli floor Statesville, NC

Student art gallery floor pt. 2

So I really like floors. I love staring at their patterns...

New Tee Idea. I may put this in motion by Monday.

“Tico laid a freakin egg. Which means he’s a freakin...”
— Jenn talking about her bird...

Best Text Message Ever

“FWD: After 1st block tomorrow, seniors are playing freeze tag. To get unfrozen, someone has...

Question: One for the cool folder? Answer:...

Just give it until 1:15 at least.