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“If you wrote a story using the idea about aliens crashing in...”
— My CSS textbook’s...

Mar 4th

Why is it that no one believes me when I say that I live on Point of View Drive?

Mar 4th

Officially Back: A Ghey Post For Myself

[Feel free to skip over this.] A short time ago I wrote that Tumblr and I needed to go on a break....

Mar 3rd

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Coeur de Pirate- Comme des Enfants 1. Hit play 2. Look away from your computer 3. Lay on your...

Mar 3rd

I may or may not have this book in my possession at the...

Mar 3rd

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Let’s not warrant traffic for all this destructive behavior.

Mar 3rd

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FUCK you have no idea how much I want to go on this show. Watch all episodes here. Edit: Let me...

Mar 2nd

This is Snowman Bob. He is smoking a pipe because he is...

Mar 2nd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1)

Mar 2nd

So awesome.

Mar 2nd

overit: holy shit. (via carlovely)

Mar 2nd

Reality is 4 Loserz

I’m officially back from vacation and Disney World. It’s cold and rainy here, nothing...

Mar 1st

These guys are the atmospheric sciences majors I used to...

Mar 1st

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Say Anything- Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too

Mar 1st

isotoldyouso: Such a simple problem. Such a simple...

Mar 1st

Most likely only funny if you've seen El...

Andres: Yeah, I was watching a soccer game at a friend's house.
Brynn: Who was the game with?
Andres: Mexican first division- Chivas vs. Pachuca.
Brynn: The truth is they really weren't playing soccer. They were running away from LA MIGRAAAAA!!! [I.C.E.] and someone threw a soccer ball in there.
Andres: LMAO ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Mar 1st

“Why aren’t we 69ing. God, why am I not gay? You know I’m the...”
— Tony, to Alan. (via...

Mar 1st

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A combination of Tumblr and Twitter ruined this song for me.

Feb 28th

Update:

Life’s pretty rad right now. BUT I leave Disney World tomorrow. :( No more Cirque Du Soleil...

Feb 27th

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Taking Back Sunday- Make Damn Sure

Feb 26th

Last chance to get a postcard from...

I’m picking up some postcards tomorrow at the gift shop and sending them out hopefully...

Feb 26th

Wanna postcard from Disney World?

Email me your address at brynnherman@gmail.com.

Feb 25th

Part of Animal Kingdom that you can see while on top of the...

Feb 25th

Giraffes doing giraffe things. [Safari ride at Animal...

Feb 25th

Flamingos are the shit. [Animal Kindgdom] Half of them are...

Feb 25th

Rainforest Cafe or whatev.

Feb 25th

Taken while in line for the roller coaster next to the Tower...

Feb 23rd

8:55 AM- People waiting for Magic Kingdom to open.

Feb 23rd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-22)

Feb 22nd

Went to Mexico, France, Japan, China, Germany, Italy, etc....

Feb 22nd

In front of Cinderella’s castle. No big deal.

Feb 22nd

6:55 AM in La Quinta Hotel, St....

Dad [rising from bed to shower]: Oh look, the worm!
Mom: What?
Me: Huh?
Dad: I'm the early bird.
Me: Uggggggghhhhhhhh it's too early for this.

Feb 21st

Disney World tomorrow for 7 days!

SO SUCK IT.

Feb 21st

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Modest Mouse- Florida I’m going to tweet my trip. I am currenty packed and leave in 20...

Feb 19th

Florida

Soooooooooo I was just informed five minutes ago that I have one hour to pack for Florida. Uhhhhh...

Feb 19th

We need to go on a break, Tumblr

It’s not you, it’s me. I know we’ve been together now for over a year, but I not...

Feb 18th

Yo Body

Question: Why did I grow half an inch in the past year and am still gaining height? This...

Feb 18th

OH NO HE DIDN’T!

Feb 18th

Slack and Slide

lieslieslies: Lately, a typical day (when I don’t work) consists of the following: Wake up...

Feb 17th

I am so nervous. Today I find out [unofficially] if I get can get what I need. Cross your fingers,...

Feb 17th

James got a new external hard drive [1 TB] that is too...

Feb 17th

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The Promise Ring- Why Did Ever We Meet?

Feb 17th

Getting a haircut in Robin's bathroom...

Robin: Okay, I'm going to sit down again [on the bath tub].
Me: How unprofessional!
Robin: Well you're the one sitting backwards on the toilet.
Me: Only because you made me.

Feb 16th

Got my mullet cut off by Robin and gave her some hair to...

Feb 16th

Myface applications need to lay off the crack for a bit.

Feb 16th

“It’s the Internet. And we’re all fucking losers.”
— Molls

Feb 16th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-15)

Feb 15th

What a Bust

My sister brought over her new boyfriend and he doesn’t resemble any of the  members of...

Feb 15th

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Paramore- Misery Business I kicked this song’s ass on Guitar Hero tonight. Playing bass. On...

Feb 15th

Update: In my rocket ship/space-themed onesie that glows in...

Feb 15th

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Liam Lynch- United States of Whatever

Feb 14th

First and last Valentine’s Day themed post. This is...

Feb 14th

Oh what? You don’t follow these people? Well you...

Feb 13th

I don't even understand our relationship...

Fatima: Be my valentine, bitch.
Me: NO! Oh wait, I don't really have one so...OKAY.
Fatima: Good. Why don't you write me love letters?
Me: You want a love letter? Okay. Dear Fatima, I'd tap that all night. Love, B
Fatima: That is the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. Now call me at 4:15 p.m.
Me: Done.

Feb 13th

“I think I love you. So what am I so afraid of?”
— My Myspace Truth Box. I...

Feb 13th

Black Flag! [False Alarm]

I dreamt last night that Black Flag was getting back together and their first stop was some random...

Feb 13th

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Audio recording from a prank call for Kanye West tickets [through a radio show] goes horribly wrong.

Feb 13th

Found this while cleaning up my computer…

Feb 13th

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Jawbreaker- Unlisted Track Wake me when you’re through being cool, Cause I’m snoring

Feb 12th

girlinport: Question of the Day: What goes through your mind...

Feb 12th

GPOYW- So 2006 edition. This was me and my face the entire...

Feb 12th

“I’m inspired by cheesecake and Eskimos.”
— Isaac Mizrahi in Unzipped.

Feb 11th

Mike the Brit

For the past three days that I’ve worked the lunch shift, you’ve come in and ordered....

Feb 11th

Zelda Fitzgerald

I’ve been reading up on this woman, a.k.a. F. Scott Fitzgerald’s wife, and holy crap, I...

Feb 11th

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Cat Power- Good Woman

Feb 11th

WTF FACEBOOK?! First the “What are you doing right...

Feb 10th

“You know what this one girl did to finish an essay for my...”
— A professor to me about...

Feb 10th

Just bought this for $7 on the Interwebz. Oh yes.

Feb 10th

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Suburban Lawns- Janitors My Dad actually introduced this song to me a few years back. He has a...

Feb 10th

Having sensitive skin is lame. No one should bleed this...

Feb 9th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-8)

Feb 9th

Reunion Sheunion

Everyone on Tumblr has been posting Blink-182 pictures because of their reunion. I personally think...

Feb 9th

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LET’S DROP! LOLZ.

Feb 9th

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Cake- I Will Survivie [Gloria Gaynor cover]

Feb 8th

Sarah Taught Me Everything I Know

Sarah: Some girls are such stupid attention whores.
Brynn: FFFFFUUUUUUU I am NOT an attention whore.
Sarah: Haha not you silly! The 16 year old bitches that live across the street from Brittani's last night decided to open their windows WIDE open, look out the window and saw Charlie, Brittani and Adam standing on the stoop and proceeded to like try on clothes in front of the window pretty much.
Brynn: Yeah, that was uhhh...me. My bad. I thought we were just being cute.
Sarah: Brynn, what did I tell you about changing in front of open windows?!?!
Brynn: Only for money?
Sarah: That's right!

Feb 8th

Shamu Webcam

Feb 8th

Lost a follower last night. Maybe my posts on being poor...

Feb 7th

Okay I Take it All Back

Being poor adds the element of mystery to your life like, “Will I be able to eat tomorrow? I...

Feb 7th

Don't Wanna

I’m not even going to check my bank account. I know I don’t have enough money to pay my...

Feb 7th

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Premieres this Sunday night @ 9:30. You know you want to.

Feb 6th

I have $50. I think I’ll just throw it away.

Feb 6th

What up rainbow birthday cake? Can’t wait to make you...

Feb 6th

Note to Self: Avoid A.P. Tattoo Parlor

Me: How much will Stacey [my lesbian tattoo artist] charge me if I get my old tattoo touched up? Free, right?
Dude: Yup, but it has to be recent.
Me: How recent is "recent"?
Dude: Less than two years because you know people tan and such...
[Me in my head: Are you not looking at me? I've never tanned. I practically glow in the dark.]
Me: Oh okay, good. I only got it last May. I've been dreading the touch up though.
Dude looks at me crazy.
Me: [explaining] I'm a bleeder.
Dude: Well we like bleeders here...

Feb 6th

Help! How are these movies related in any way? Why Target,...

Feb 6th

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Say Anything- Alive With the Glory of Love I can guarantee that they’ll be my #1 for this...

Feb 6th

H8 my connection here, so weak. 2nd main reason I miss UNCA-...

Feb 6th

girlinport: brynnherman: Business lunch with Brittani @ La...

Feb 5th

Business lunch with Brittani @ La Pastelería as we discuss...

Feb 5th

I Could Get Used to My New Sleeve

The flaming eyeball accompanied by the three dragons is pretty sweet.

Feb 5th

Holy crap I created the Brynn virus on FB. I think I broke...

Feb 5th

This may or may not have happened tonight because I found a...

Feb 5th

“I could go out and scoop up some [snow] and save it in the...”
— JT and his brilliant ideas. We...

Feb 4th

I have a serious problem

antikris: I want all the infomercial shit.  I want that hair clip thing, I want a snuggie, I want...

Feb 4th

While putting on these socks today, they felt a little...

Feb 4th

JT and I started this thread at the beginning of January to...

Feb 4th

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Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head- Sophisticated Side Ponytail

Feb 4th

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Vampire Weekend- Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa It’s been stuck in my head all day. I really like...

Feb 4th

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I have to record the spoken word introduction to the record. Still? Yep. It’s only a few...

Feb 4th

GPOYW- The when-kids-are-homeless/damn-my-hair-was-short...

Feb 4th

isotoldyouso: brynnherman: isotoldyouso: you will never...

Feb 3rd

isotoldyouso: you will never reach this level of badassery. ...

Feb 3rd

Let's get married...for taxes purposes...

Feb 3rd

Um, well, um I was just wondering, like,...

Feb 3rd

I LYKE U

A “like” for a tumblog post means, “I like you, but not enough to walk down the...

Feb 2nd

1040EZ Tax Forms & Instructions, THE...

This is my current read for the month of February. Provided for free by the government, this 40 page...

Feb 2nd

My Bad

Ever since I tried some of my own CSS for my Tumblr theme a few months back, the follow and...

Feb 2nd

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Be Your Own Pet- Bicycle Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle Because I know you hug your pillow at night...

Feb 1st

fuckyeahryangosling: Submitted by Cookie Puss Oh Ryan...

Feb 1st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-1)

Feb 1st