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“Online news is a major threat to the newspaper industry. Now...”
— Stephen Colbert on The Colbert...

Apr 1st

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isotoldyouso: Last one before sunrise, i swear. jarrod gorbel fucking rules. Win a Date With Jarrod...

Mar 31st

What are you, in love with your problems...

Mar 31st

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Smashing Pumpkins- 1979

Mar 31st

For you.

Mar 30th

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Modest Mouse- Baby Blue Sedan And I miss you when you’re around

Mar 30th

Sometimes I think I am going to hell. Then I do things like...

Mar 30th

More anxious than nervous.

Mar 30th

Mid-process, very messy.

Mar 30th

Step 1- Completed after 4 hours! [Crappy lighting in the...

Mar 30th

Destroying My Hair...

…in 3 2 1!

Mar 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29)

Mar 29th

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Fiona Apple- Not About Love You need to watch it. I love it.

Mar 29th

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Plastics- I Love You, Oh No! Screw you, Dell/Stereo Total for ruining this song.

Mar 29th

Jordan Went to an ANTM Audition

I want to be just as boss as her one day.

Mar 29th

I tried to teach Sarah how to ride a bicycle in Walmart...

Mar 29th

Regrettable Sunday?

Tomorrow I’m going to do something so drastic to my hair that my bff/hair stylist said - she...

Mar 29th

“And if a double-decker bus crashes into us To die by your...”
— “There is a Light That...

Mar 29th

My Dad Just Walked Into the Room...

True story.

Mar 28th

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Officially my new favorite CH video. My sisters and I used to do airplane all the time growing up....

Mar 27th

“[Benjamin] Franklin loved making lists. He made lists of...”
— Ben sounds like my kinda bro....

Mar 27th

Roller-coaster Database

Mar 27th

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Fuck yeah Friday! Dead Kennedys- Too Drunk to Fuck

Mar 27th

I Could Hang With the Bros/Chace:...

Me: I want to know how to get all the chicks.
Corey: A net.
Stephen: Acoustic guitars.
Chace: Tell them you like Gossip Girl and Coldplay.
Me: Should I also tell them I'm emotionally in touch with my feelings? Or is that too pussy?
Chace: Tell them that you are but don't act like it. Immediately put on a stone face and become silent any time you get emotional. This will keep the mystery up.
Me: Oh okay cool. So I heard that if I pay for dinner they'll put out on the first date? y/n?
Chace: Confirmed, as long as it's someplace fancy like IHOP or Denny's.
Me: Dude, that means I need to wear a tie for that shit! Hmmm I'll think about it. Thanks, guys. This has been very informative. Bros before hoes!
Chace: Np. I love Coldplay and Gossip Girl by the way. Wanna go eat at IHOP later?

Mar 27th

Dreams

Dream #1: Last night I had a dream that took place in a video game setting. All the characters in...

Mar 27th

“Do you need me to paint a picture for you?! Cause I...

Mar 27th

Oh hey Milla, can I get yr #?

Mar 26th

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Her Space Holiday- Something to Do With My Hands Remember this song?

Mar 26th

I Cannot Find Proof

That Hanna Beth and Trace Cyrus are currently dating. I need you to find it and send it to...

Mar 26th

So I’m assuming the highlighted portion above means...

Mar 26th

Look at my database textbook trying to be all hip with its...

Mar 25th

Sometimes I like to feel important. P.S. That is the...

Mar 25th

Let's Grow Old Together

And by old, I mean really old, like to the point where our hearing aids die out and we struggle to...

Mar 25th

This was my lunch today; a HUGE apple. It took me like 20...

Mar 24th

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Nancy Sinatra- Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) Probably in my top 20 favorite songs ever.

Mar 24th

“Lookbook.nu has taught me that I will never be as...”
— Yael. This woman speaks the...

Mar 23rd

I had a lovely weekend with beautiful people, sunny weather...

Mar 23rd

James makes the covers of magazines and gets double spreads...

Mar 23rd

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Jawbreaker- Boxcar

Mar 23rd

Those are my keys in the cupholder. I forgot them when I...

Mar 22nd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-22)

Mar 22nd

White Flag

My eyes hurt. I am exhausted. I am losing the battle against sleep.

Mar 22nd

I don’t do pictures past 2 a.m. I don’t want to...

Mar 22nd

Sci-Fi Channel

Watching a movie about people at a rave taking “Z,” a drug that turns you into a ZOMBIE!...

Mar 22nd

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Pavement- Shady Lane

Mar 22nd

Northern Lights by Nora Roberts...

The plot takes place in Lunacy, Alaska. The main characters are currently answering an emergency...

Mar 22nd

Lifetime Movies Have the Best Quotes...

[During a make out session.]
Woman: It smells like something's on fire!
Man: It's in my pants.

Mar 22nd

New Favorite Blog

Mar 22nd

It's True.

Janey: Yeah, she keeps telling me that I need a Twitter.
Me: I have one!
Janey: That's because you're an Internet whore.
Me: Yeah, I know.

Mar 22nd

Seriously?

For the most part, my trip has been pretty fine and dandy. Except one thing. ...

Mar 21st

It’s all good in the end. Mario Kart/movie night.

Mar 21st

Ummm the Gay Street party turned out to be totes ghey...

Mar 21st

HELL YES FREE CONCERT THAT WAS AMAZING! [Baroness]

Mar 21st

Itty bitty bonfire.

Mar 21st

Mmmmmm with Cara at the Chocolate Lounge. Lavender crème...

Mar 21st

I'm Either That Good of an Interviewee...

Despite my 5 hours of sleep received, despite my favorite interview shirt gone mysteriously...

Mar 20th

“I think I’m still drunk from St. Patrick’s Day....”
— Molly

Mar 20th

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The White Stripes- Fell in Love With a Girl

Mar 20th

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omgimgangster: dannybrito: teaim A girl misses her train to Milan and is set to wait overnight...

Mar 19th

So this just happened: Hahaha this dress looks like...

Mar 19th

What? Stephen likes Gossip Girl like I knew he would, what? ...

Mar 19th

midnightspecial: vogue italia - emma watson

Mar 19th

“And I don’t dream since I quit sleeping/ And I...”

Mar 19th

Zeke makes a good footrest.

Mar 19th

Puppy love.

Mar 19th

Taco night turned into let’s-bake-a-cake-instead...

Mar 19th

This is ridiculous. Looks like I’m just going to have...

Mar 18th

Observation:

When asking what kind of music someone likes, a person who replys with only “the good...

Mar 18th

Saw this movie for the first time ever today. Me gusta.

Mar 18th

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The Blow- Parenthesis

Mar 18th

I Would Make a Terrible Spy

My cover has been blown. A few people txted me Sunday asking if I was making a visit to Asheville...

Mar 18th

Scandals

Me: What is the age minimum for the gay club?
Fatima: My vagina prevents me from knowing, but I think it's 18.

Mar 17th

Mar 17th

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Day man Uhh ahhahh Fighter of the Night man Uhh ahhahh Champion of the sun Uhh ahhahh Master...

Mar 17th

“[Phone #]- call and I will have sex” I love...

Mar 17th

James is the shit. I want to see his new stuff.

Mar 17th

Let's Recap My Monday

- got laid off - cat is sick/injured/fuck if I know - just got a 38/100 on an exam because I...

Mar 17th

Funemployment,

we meet again.

Mar 16th

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The Transplants- Diamonds and Guns

Mar 16th

ATTN: World

The password for Wesley’s computer is “,.”. I only figured it out because the...

Mar 16th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-15)

Mar 15th

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girlinport: The Smiths, There is a Light That Never Goes Out

Mar 15th

Imagine this as my line for now…

Mar 15th

…even though I was drawing Balenciaga’s Spring...

Mar 15th

What my new clothing line is coming out...

Believe the rumors. P.S. Robin- Will you do the photography/hair/makeup? You know how I am with...

Mar 15th

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What? I’m a 13 year old girl? Yeah, I know.

Mar 15th

Friday I'm in Love

Today’s going to be awesome. Monday’s going to be awesome. So are Friday and...

Mar 15th

Sorry Bro, I Blame it on the Swedish...

Nothing bugs me more than when I don’t hear my phone and get calls from local numbers. So when...

Mar 15th

A B C D E F G H I J K LOST!

It’s 4:30 a.m. and I’m not tired. I don’t really know what to do with myself....

Mar 14th

Target carries Peeps in every color. Too bad they taste...

Mar 14th

Ice Ice Baby.

Mar 14th

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Jon Stewart is the man. I LOVE how he called out Jim Cramer on a bunch of things. Jim Cramer ended...

Mar 14th

Paired with some high waisted shorts or a skirt. Yes please!

Mar 14th

This is mah birthday cake. It actually turned out like the...

Mar 14th

Final result= nom nom nom!

Mar 14th

Mmmmmmm chocolate. Oh how I’d love to open up a...

Mar 13th

Watching some Arrested Development tonight. Remember when...

Mar 12th

Como se what? My birthday candles. Didn’t know my...

Mar 12th

There are rude people in this world. And they all seem to...

Mar 11th

Hotel Chevalier

Girl: Whatever happens in the end, I don't wanna lose you as my friend.
Jack: I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.

Mar 11th

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Edwyn Collins- A Girl Like You

Mar 11th

happy birthday to me.

thisdisaster: yeah. 19. sweet. 19? What a terrible age. That was so three days ago anyway. Happy...

Mar 11th

“Canine ate seven sick five year olds.”
— “In the Clear” by...

Mar 10th

The process.

Mar 10th

3.10.08 Paint fucked it up.

Mar 10th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8)

Mar 10th

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Degrassi Goes to Hollywood [Degrassi’s first movie!!!] OMG guys, this is BIG.

Mar 10th

“There’s no link between diabetes and diet!...”
— Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock.

Mar 10th

Chad's Killing Me Slowly

I currently have the biggest blister I have ever seen, larger than a quarter, on the bottom of my...

Mar 10th

Sleeping positions of animals.

Mar 10th

Say what? My new hoodie and cell phone extension arrived...

Mar 9th

amandalynferri: Dave can sometimes hear what I am listening...

Mar 9th

Is anyone else majorly crushin on Claire England from...

Mar 9th

“Kim, stop taking pictures of yourself when your...”
— Kris Jenner [ex Mrs....

Mar 9th

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Devendra Banhart- Shabop Shalom

Mar 8th

“Last night at around 3 a.m., still unable to fall asleep, I...”
— Yael. Are you in love with her...

Mar 8th

March 8th

It was on this very day, at this exact time nineteen years ago, the gates of Hell opened. They...

Mar 8th

Databases

I started to make up this song to show my love and affection for you… Buuuuullllllllshit,...

Mar 8th

I found a list of things I that needed to get done last...

Mar 7th

This is all I want for my birthday. I’m either going...

Mar 7th

Jack Does it Again

Mar 7th

Tree top landed upside down from the cold and snow in my...

Mar 6th

This is an incomplete drawing I did copying Patrick...

Mar 6th

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Clap Your Hands Say Yeah- Is This Love?

Mar 6th

carlovely: fall out boy trail like oregon trail, but more...

Mar 5th

Milk in a wine glass because it’s Sophisticated...

Mar 5th

FUN FACT: They’re supposedly suing the French...

Mar 5th

Who wants to go see DragonForce with me...

[P.S. If you have any extra tickets for Morrissey I will glady buy them from you. Email-...

Mar 5th

Ordered these for my birthday. Happy birthday to me!

Mar 5th

GPOYW- I am Hannah Montana, bitch. [Don’t worry, I...

Mar 4th

GPOYW- The...

Mar 4th

“If you wrote a story using the idea about aliens crashing in...”
— My CSS textbook’s...

Mar 4th

Why is it that no one believes me when I say that I live on Point of View Drive?

Mar 4th

Officially Back: A Ghey Post For Myself

[Feel free to skip over this.] A short time ago I wrote that Tumblr and I needed to go on a break....

Mar 3rd

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Coeur de Pirate- Comme des Enfants 1. Hit play 2. Look away from your computer 3. Lay on your...

Mar 3rd

I may or may not have this book in my possession at the...

Mar 3rd

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Let’s not warrant traffic for all this destructive behavior.

Mar 3rd

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FUCK you have no idea how much I want to go on this show. Watch all episodes here. Edit: Let me...

Mar 2nd

This is Snowman Bob. He is smoking a pipe because he is...

Mar 2nd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1)

Mar 2nd

So awesome.

Mar 2nd

overit: holy shit. (via carlovely)

Mar 2nd

Reality is 4 Loserz

I’m officially back from vacation and Disney World. It’s cold and rainy here, nothing...

Mar 1st

These guys are the atmospheric sciences majors I used to...

Mar 1st

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Say Anything- Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too

Mar 1st

isotoldyouso: Such a simple problem. Such a simple...

Mar 1st

Most likely only funny if you've seen El...

Andres: Yeah, I was watching a soccer game at a friend's house.
Brynn: Who was the game with?
Andres: Mexican first division- Chivas vs. Pachuca.
Brynn: The truth is they really weren't playing soccer. They were running away from LA MIGRAAAAA!!! [I.C.E.] and someone threw a soccer ball in there.
Andres: LMAO ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Mar 1st