winner by default

2009

June 43
May 75
April 124
March 145
January 130

2008

June 48
May 52
April 52
March 89
January 69

2007

November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

Yael's My Girl

She got into Berkeley! WOOT WOOT!!! I’m going to throw a party in her honor. JoHan, are you...
May 1st
Speaking of Gwen, do I dare fork over $80 when No Doubt...
May 1st
Listen Listen
Kinda in love with the 80’s Gwen Stefani feeling this song has [chorus not so much]. Ashlee...
May 1st
DIABETES- This is what I named the cake I made tonight. I...
May 1st

King of Queens is okay sometimes. (Hey...

Doug: Ugh I can never seem to open these stupid ketchup packets.
Carrie: Just tear along the dotted line!
Doug: That means nothing, like the close button on an elevator; it's just there for show.
Apr 30th
Great, just what I needed, more things to distract me from...
Apr 30th
Walmart magnets are sexist.
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
I still think it’s brilliant that Katy Perry’s cat’s name is Kitty Purry. I need...
Apr 30th

Here's What I'm Going to Do:

Whatever the fuck I want to do.
Apr 30th
Listen Listen
Beck- Hotwax
Apr 30th
Want NEED this lamp.
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Twilight…with Cheeseburgers
Apr 29th
GPOYW- I lost a very important bet. P.S. The Internet has...
Apr 29th

Tuesday Tip #2

Learn to say no.
Apr 28th

Tuesday Tip #1

Don’t go into work on first your day off in 5 days just to buy a few things. They will seek...
Apr 28th
Also found while cleaning out my bathroom- hairagmi. ...
Apr 28th

Cleaning Out My Bathroom and Guys, I Am...

Should I keep my hair crimper from the 90’s? y/n?
Apr 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26)
Apr 27th
“Double Virgin” by Patrick Moberg “This...
Apr 27th
R.I.P. Baby gurl :(
Apr 26th
Listen Listen
The Cure- Love Song
Apr 26th

Fixed:

A cynic is just an idealist a person with a broken heart.
Apr 26th

Nothing was beautiful and everything...

Apr 26th
“You fear that you can’t do it all and you’re...”
— “Parentheses” by...
Apr 26th
lieslieslies: Eerie Best show eva!
Apr 25th
This is the funnest thing to play with. I'm...
Apr 24th
“The diet of most cucumbers consists of plankton and decaying...”
— Fun fact about the...
Apr 24th
Dried sea cucumbers. GROSS, BRO!
Apr 24th

Do you know how to visually tell the...

[Without Googling, of course.] I know, they do look similar. Yeah, made you think for a second. ...
Apr 24th
“Don’t get me wrong, most children aren’t that...”
Apr 24th
4eva in my <3. [Don’t worry, he didn’t die...
Apr 24th
Listen Listen
Porno for Pyros- Pets
Apr 23rd
Went to Ross and TJ Maxx out of pure boredom today. I found...
Apr 23rd
This is from my childhood and my favorite plate, ever. This...
Apr 23rd

Isaac and I have the worst ideas when...

Isaac: I am never getting anything from the [tattoo] walls they display.
Brynn: Really cause I think you should get a nautical star, a rose, and a butterfly.
Isaac: Lol. I think you should get a barbed wire tramp stamp.
Brynn: I'll get it only if you get the star, rose, and butterfly.
Isaac: Will you pay for them? I'll pay for the tramp stamp.
Brynn: Haha yesssss. When are we going to get them?
Apr 23rd
GPOYW- Forgot to mention that I picked up some Bikini Kill...
Apr 22nd
Listen Listen
Explosions in the Sky- A Song For Our Fathers
Apr 22nd
“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was...
Apr 21st
Robin and I went to Lunchbox Records to search for some...
Apr 21st
Went to Ben & Jerry’s to get some ice cream on...
Apr 21st
Woah guys, woah. Leftover Crack AND The Casualties at...
Apr 21st
The Great Scavenger Hunt of Summer ‘09! I really want...
Apr 20th
Listen Listen
larsenb: Me and the guys FW kind of recorded some new stuff outside of Dan’s house and in a real...
Apr 20th
Listen Listen
Sufjan Stevens- Casimir Pulaski Day Oh the glory that the lord has made And the complications you...
Apr 20th
This is my second favorite.
Apr 20th
LOVE this crazy bitch. “Oh hay, just chillin’ in...
Apr 20th
H8 being “friends” with family members on FB. My...
Apr 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19)
Apr 19th
“So check this, I just read the Pitchfork review of the new...”
— “Hipster Girl”...
Apr 19th
Smile!
Apr 18th

Dude, She's a Feminist

[As heard whilst walking in downtown Asheville last night around midnight...]
Woman: I'm cold.
Man: Do you want my coat?
Woman: No, I'm a feminist.
Apr 18th
Listen Listen
The Kinks- This Time Tomorrow
Apr 18th
There’s a gorilla on the back on that man’s...
Apr 18th
Just got back from Asheville to see The Faint and Ladytron...
Apr 18th
H8 it when my horoscope’s ridiculously accurate.
Apr 17th

So this whole sleep thing...any big...

Apr 17th

Like, It's Almost Rad...

when I act just like one of them.
Apr 16th
Warch Watch
Talking Heads- Once in a Lifetime
Apr 16th
swoody: I wish this all made sense. Asheville’s admissions process is very vaugue, and I have no...
Apr 16th
Project Runway Casting Call
Apr 15th
Mmmmmm Friday for The Faint/Ladytron! P.S. Eff you,...
Apr 15th
Warch Watch
This is the first video in a long time to breach my top ten favorite YouTube videos.
Apr 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12)
Apr 15th
GPOYW: This ol’ Babushka is missing an upper lip and...
Apr 15th
“And we could do more outdoor things/ If we weren’t so...”
— “Happiness is All the...
Apr 15th

Are You Ready to Check Out?

You can tell a lot about a person from what they buy at a grocery store. My favorite customer is the...
Apr 15th

Yesssssssssssss

Totally was able to get Pussy Whipped by Bikini Kill thanks to Tumblr user breakingyourheart. You...
Apr 14th
Listen Listen
Red House Painters- Mistress
Apr 14th
Warch Watch
Bikini Kill- Rebel Girl If anyone has their cd Pussy Whipped and would like to upload/send it to...
Apr 14th
Coolest app ever. Currently reading As You Like It.
Apr 14th
(via gubler) Hello sexy, sexy Matthew Gray Gubler. No? No?...
Apr 14th
Warch Watch
Michael Cera gets fired from Knocked Up
Apr 13th
Can we PLEASE discuss just how gorgeous Eva Green was in...
Apr 13th
Listen Listen
Taking Back Sunday- You’re So Last Summer I’d never lie to you Unless I had to...
Apr 13th
So proud.
Apr 12th
My sister, Gaylen, with a baby bubble in her hair wearing my...
Apr 12th
JUMP! Nice modern MC Hammer snowflake pj pants.
Apr 12th
Happy birthday, Ms. Bailey Raynor! Wish I could be there for...
Apr 12th

Thanks

Thanks to everyone who sent me a fax. I received many cute little notes, a drawing, an advertisement...
Apr 12th
Brittani and her glitter finger. We were going to dye eggs...
Apr 12th
The two on the left I made, the two on the right Brittani...
Apr 12th
Ignore the mushroom and dolphin mood rings. There are just...
Apr 12th
Warch Watch
The best things in life are free But you can give them to the birds and bees.
Apr 10th
Listen Listen
Feist & [?]- La Javanaise I know I’ve posted this before, but I don’t care....
Apr 10th
Dear Jordan and Yael, Since we are bffs now, I’m...
Apr 9th
Already received the cutest faxes from Yael and Jordan. We...
Apr 9th
SOMEONE FAX ME!
Apr 9th
Andrew S. Tanenbaum
Apr 9th

NBD, Guys

I’ve created the best backup plan ever. I’m going to become an au pair in Europe if...
Apr 9th
Warch Watch
“The only thing that matters is what they feel, and how much they feel for each other. And if...
Apr 9th
Fo realz, MegaUpload? I just want to finish Twilight....
Apr 9th

Locked Up Abroad = Awesome.

(via girlinport) LOVE this show. Unfortunately, 80% of the time it’s the same set up- stupid...
Apr 9th
Listen Listen
Lake and Jessica Denman- Melt With You My friend and his little sister covered this Modern English...
Apr 9th
I am domestically challenged and frozen and/or boxed foods...
Apr 8th
GPOYW- I let Austin sleep in my bed.
Apr 8th
But he doesn’t like it when I make kissy faces at him.
Apr 8th
I lurve this gurl.
Apr 8th
Warch Watch
Jacob Borshard- Grass Stains If we end up rollin on the floor Score one for being us Score zero...
Apr 7th

I want to be a platinum blonde!

girlinport: Redheads aren’t special. BORING. STFU redheads are awesome. It’s too hard to keep...
Apr 7th
Came across this while googling for The Strokes- Is This It...
Apr 7th
I forgot how awesome this CD is. If you don’t have it,...
Apr 7th
Warch Watch
Flutter: The New Twitter The first way to nano-blog.
Apr 7th

Well What Do Girls Do?

Elaine: Why do they call it a wedgie?
George: Because the underwear is pulled up from the back and ... it wedges in.
Jerry: They also have an atomic wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. Very rare.
Elaine: Boys are sick.
Jerry: Well what do girls do?
Elaine: We just tease someone 'til they develop an eating disorder.
Apr 6th
“Shh girl, shut your lips / Do the Helen Keller and talk with...”
— “Don’t Trust...
Apr 6th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-5)
Apr 6th
The sweetest lighter you will ever see. Could this picture...
Apr 5th
Sarah’s cat loves me more than my own cat does after...
Apr 5th

6:15 a.m.

And I have yet to fall asleep. Insomniac! Edit: going to watch the sunrise now for the first time...
Apr 4th
“Someone died…it was me.”
— David [Tom Cruise] in Vanilla...
Apr 4th
Listen Listen
Peter Gabriel- Solsbury Hill Watched Vanilla Sky with my little Cuban tonight and remembered how...
Apr 4th
Apr 3rd
So jealous of this dude’s mad parking skillz.
Apr 3rd
Listen Listen
zooeydeschanel: Zooey Deschanel - Uh Huh The opening line sounds like Gwen Stefani. Don’t...
Apr 3rd
Warch Watch
I wouldn’t mind commercials so much if they were as good as this one. Mr. W
Apr 3rd
Taking my nerdiness to a whole new level tonight.
Apr 3rd
Was I the only one not aware of this? Not awesome, Flickr....
Apr 3rd
Listen Listen
Alkaline Trio- Blue in the Face A beautiful song from the trio of alkaline. I’m still...
Apr 2nd
I got a postcard from Edinburgh from the lovely Lizzy! She...
Apr 2nd

Bought My First Apple Product Today

iTouch 32gb. I feel like I’ve betrayed my PC lovin’ family. Whatev, Zunes suck and my...
Apr 2nd
“If something in the deli aisle makes you cry Of course...”
— “Parenthesis” by...
Apr 2nd
Project Runway is Back!
Apr 2nd
Gmail Autopilot
Apr 1st

Decisions, Decisions

I need a new wallet. Should I make a cassette tape wallet… …or a computer keyboard...
Apr 1st

April Fools Tip

Don’t tell the parental units you’re preggers. It takes them forever to calm down!
Apr 1st
Listen Listen
The theme song to one of my favorite cartoon shows of all time. I think y’r kewl if u kno...
Apr 1st
Hmmm…how do I justify this? So there was this...
Apr 1st
This is Oliver from PetSmart. He likes to sleep on his head....
Apr 1st