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Hot Chocolate- You Sexy Thing

May 31st

Also saw a stunt show on my Disney World trip back in...

May 31st

Rummaging through some pictures from Disney World....

May 31st

The Four B's of Summer '09 [As Stated by...

- beer - burritos - bikes - babes These are a few of my favorite things…

May 31st

My friend Faith found a box of valentines from ‘08...

May 28th

Watching Star Wars for the first time...

Corey: Okay, here we go...
Me: Alright.
[Movie starts, theme song kicks in...]
Corey and I: Dun dun dun duuuuuunnnnnn DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN [etc.]
About a minute later...
Me: Oh crap! I forgot to read the opening scene that sets everything!!!
Corey [rewinding]: Dude, what were you looking at?
Me: I don't know. I was just really into the theme song. :(

May 28th

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Someone call my phone so I can listen to my ringtone. Not only am I lame, but I rhyme too. EDIT:...

May 28th

downlikehoney: 6. made a font out of my own handwriting? ...

May 28th

Summer events: May - Star Wars movie marathon [tomorrow] ...

May 27th

GPOYW- the early years. Big hair. That is all. P.S....

May 27th

Fav room in Ikea by far.

May 26th

I freakin love Ikea.

May 26th

Jumper

Crowd: Oh my God is she going to do it?! Someone talk her down. Did anyone call the police yet?
Girl [looks down]: Oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh Jesus...
Boy: Excuse me!
[Girl sobs]
Boy: Excuse me, but I want to ask you a question.
Girl: Can't you see I'm a little [foot fumbles] a little fuckin busy right now?!
Boy: Yes, but I was just wondering...would you like to have lunch with me?
Girl: Wha...whaaaat?
Boy: I mean, I'm hungry and there's this great Italian sub place down the corner and I don't have anyone to eat lunch with. Will you join me?
Girl: For lunch? Right now?
Boy: Yes, preferably.
Girl: ...
Boy: I know I probably don't make the best lunch companion, but I promise if I'm dreadful, I'll leave you alone after we finish lunch.
Girl: Uhhhhh, okay. I guess.
Boy: Meet you on the stairs.

May 26th

In Theory

Tomorrow they’re suppose to tell me what’s up with my future. But I say, “I only...

May 26th

1,000 piece puzzle finally finished and we’re missing...

May 25th

I am totes reading this forum right now. Bridezillas are...

May 25th

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Matt and Kim- Daylight Sounds a lot like summer.

May 25th

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Sexy priest.

May 25th

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Freakin love this commercial directed by Sophia Coppola. I’m all about Paris right now.

May 23rd

So good. I’m going to watch it now. EDIT: For you...

May 23rd

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Lily Allen and Mark Ronson- Oh My God [Kaiser Cheifs cover]

May 23rd

Are Trace Cyrus and Hanna Beth finally back together?! OMFGZ...

May 23rd

Alan told me to "Suck a dick," as an...

but I don’t want to take any clients away from him. Dude needs the money more than I do.

May 21st

Should I ask the cute AT&T sales guy who...

I mean, I do have his number already. Do I call or go into the store? What do you think about all of...

May 21st

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I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

May 21st

I judge people who ask for paper bags...

May 21st

Gossip Girl- “Never Have I” game. Of course...

May 20th

Mary-Kate and Ashley Game!

May 19th

Meanie

The World [today]: Fuck you, Brynn!
Me: Fuck you too!

May 19th

I still have a MySpace [for the...

“HeLlO i see that u have a nice name and simple homepage. i will be very glad if u accept to...

May 19th

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Little Boots- Meddle

May 19th

I ALWAYS read my daily LesbianScope [part of iScope,...

May 19th

Got an iPhone today so I’m “in” now. Been...

May 18th

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Adam and the Ants- Stand and Deliver So what’s the point of robbery when nothing’s...

May 17th

No, I’m not sad, depressed, lonely, etc. Just wearing...

May 17th

Molly found this site and it is GOLDEN.

May 17th

I can be so repetitive. I tend to repeat...

May 17th

ATTN: ALAN HANSON DIS IS 4 U. DO I HAVE SUMTHIN IN MY EYE?...

May 15th

Okay, finally! Here’s the music from Gossip...

May 15th

This is it, guys. It’s Summer ‘09 and I’m...

May 14th

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
— Then when a group of women are...

May 14th

The Best of Missing Persons

May 13th

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Missing Persons- Destination Unknown They used this song for the opening scene in Gossip Girl this...

May 12th

I'll Dream About You, Don't Worry

It doesn’t matter if I’ve talked to you or if I’ve met you within the past six...

May 12th

Target’s now selling coasters, frames, and clocks made...

May 11th

Went grocery shopping with my sisters Saturday night because...

May 11th

Really Old Couples Are Hilarious

[in my check out line...]
Woman: Give me some money.
Man: What?
Woman: Give me money.
Man: I still can't hear you.
Woman [almost shouting]: GIVE ME MONEY!!!
Man: I've never seen you before in my life!

May 11th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-10)

May 11th

If I go to bed now...

…I can still get 3 hours of sleep. There is some major self-loathing going on for skipping...

May 9th

So I made Dean's List last fall?

I just now found this out by googling my name. And yes, I google my name because I suffer from NPD...

May 9th

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Mitch Hedberg- Sesame Seeds

May 9th

BRYNN BRYNN BRIAN BRYNNE

Man [looking at my name tag]: Oh, that's a pretty name.
Me: Thanks.
Man: Is it pronounced "Brian?"
Me [in my head]: Now how is "Brian" a pretty name? Get the fuck out of my line.
P.S. I met TWO Brynns at work yesterday. One spelled it Brynne and the other Brynn. I also met a lady who said she almost named her daughter Brynn. What a strange day.

May 8th

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lieslieslies: Love Corner! GET IN LOVE! This is funny. I laughed at. That’s how I know. OMG...

May 8th

Tips For Avoiding the Piggie Flu

According to an email sent out by my school, you should do the following: * Cover your nose and...

May 7th

May 7th

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Pavement- Stereo It’s beginning to smell like suuummmmaaaaaa.

May 7th

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Freeze and nobody gets hurt! This is hilarious, Molly. Thanks.

May 7th

Maine Gets in on All the Action!

May 6th

Shaq Breaks It Down

May 6th

“See I write jokes for a living, man. You know I sit in my...”
— Mitch Hedberg

May 5th

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The Rolling Stones- Ruby Tuesday

May 5th

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Amélie- my favorite part.

May 5th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-3)

May 4th

Very early GPOYW: I’ve got a seecccrrrrreeeeettttttt!

May 4th

The Passionate Shepherd to His Love

By Christopher Marlowe Come live with me, and be my love; And we will all the pleasures prove That...

May 4th

The Lonely Island- Natalie's Rap

Guys: What you want Natalie?
Natalie Portman: To drink and fight!
Guys: What you need Natalie?
Natalie Portman: To fuck all night!

May 4th

Guys, I'm About to Get Real With You For...

Never EVER trust a guy who’s top five favorite bands include The Clash. I don’t care how...

May 3rd

Marc Jacobs is Getting Married!

May 3rd

Big Mouth Billy Bass does not approve of your big mouth.

May 3rd

Found a stack of tickets from my past. There’s...

May 3rd

Gossip Girl- "Seder Anything"

May 3rd

[Not] From Russia, With Love

Me: Hi, how are you today?
Woman: Are you Russian?
Me: [Thinking I heard her wrong.] Uhhhh...I'm sorry?
Woman: Where are you from?
Me: California.
Woman: Oh, I didn't recognize that accent.

May 3rd

Yael's My Girl

She got into Berkeley! WOOT WOOT!!! I’m going to throw a party in her honor. JoHan, are you...

May 1st

Speaking of Gwen, do I dare fork over $80 when No Doubt...

May 1st

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Kinda in love with the 80’s Gwen Stefani feeling this song has [chorus not so much]. Ashlee...

May 1st